
The problem was obvious. The solution was not.
The mouse fell asleep on a Tuesday.
It had been an excellent nap.
Warm.
Comfortable.
Entirely unproductive.
The mouse considered this a sign of quality.
When he finally opened his eyes, something felt wrong.
Very wrong.
The ceiling was closer.
The walls were closer.
Everything was closer.
The mouse sat up suddenly.
Then bumped his head.
The mouse looked around.
Glass.
Nothing but glass.
A smooth transparent wall surrounded him on every side.
Above him.
Below him.
Everywhere.
The mouse blinked.
Then blinked again.
This rarely improved reality.
He stood.
Pressed against the wall.
Walked around the perimeter.
Walked around it again.
Then a third time for scientific accuracy.
The result remained disappointing.
No door.
No window.
No tunnel.
No suspicious cracks.
No helpful instructions.
The mouse spent the first day investigating.
The second day experimenting.
The third day becoming increasingly dramatic.
By the fourth day he had developed seventeen theories.
Theory Number Four involved invisible hinges.
Theory Number Nine blamed gravity.
Theory Number Fifteen blamed vegetables.
None survived testing.
The mouse pushed.
Pulled.
Jumped.
Climbed.
Slid.
Reasoned.
Complained.
Negotiated.
The bottle remained professionally uncooperative.
By the end of the week the mouse had reached a conclusion.
A serious conclusion.
The kind reached only after extensive frustration.
He sat in the middle of the bottle.
Folded his arms.
And announced:
“It is impossible.”
The bottle did not argue.
This seemed suspiciously confident.
The mouse nodded.
“Completely impossible.”
Still no response.
For the next three days he did nothing.
There seemed little point.
One cannot outsmart impossibility.
That was practically the definition.
So he sat.
Thought.
And occasionally glared at the walls.
Then, on the tenth morning, something unusual happened.
A giant eye appeared.
Outside the bottle.
The mouse nearly fainted.
A second eye appeared.
Then a nose.
Then an enormous human face.
The mouse stared upward.
The human stared downward.
For several moments neither spoke.
Finally the human lifted the bottle.
Turned it slightly.
And unscrewed the lid.
Fresh air rushed inside.
The mouse froze.
The human smiled.
“Oh good,” she said.
“You’re awake.”
The mouse looked at the opening.
Then at the human.
Then back at the opening.
His entire theory collapsed in under three seconds.
Slowly he climbed out.
Sat on the table.
And tried to recover what remained of his dignity.
The human tilted her head.
“Were you trapped?”
The mouse considered explaining:
- the investigations,
- the seventeen theories,
- the negotiations,
- and the declaration of impossibility.
Instead he pointed at the bottle.
“Technically.”
The human nodded.
This sounded reasonable.
The mouse looked once more at the empty bottle.
Then at the lid resting beside it.
The opening had been there all along.
Just not one he could reach.
For the rest of his life, the mouse remained cautious whenever declaring something impossible.
Not because impossibilities had become smaller.
But because lids occasionally existed above eye level.
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